Les Recidivists Quotes

“That was what made Vincent so perfect. His raison d'être. He was feminine to the point of being non-threatening, and masculine enough to prove Frank was homosexual after all. Not to mention obscenely beautiful.”
― Nicole Castle, Les Recidivists

“I hope you’re not expecting much.  I don’t have any tits.” “I like boys too, remember?” Bella glared at him.”
― Nicole Castle, Les Recidivists

“I’d found that in my case, once I was in trouble, digging the hole deep enough to climb out on the other side was sometimes the quickest way to redemption.”
― Nicole Castle, Les Recidivists

“I had quite the history with cocks accidentally falling into my mouth.”
― Nicole Castle, Les Recidivists

“I just lost twenty grand betting on the horse with the largest prick. It makes them run slower, if you can imagine.”
― Nicole Castle, Les Recidivists

“It was part of his inhuman nature to laugh at things that weren’t funny, and stare grumpily when they were.”
― Nicole Castle, Les Recidivists

“A houseful of killers, some of the most violent men Frank had ever encountered, and it took a woman’s touch to destroy a priceless piece of art.”
― Nicole Castle, Les Recidivists

“Frank laughed. That couldn’t be good.”
― Nicole Castle, Les Recidivists

“Here it was, the first of many lies he’d have to come up with. “Bella threw a knife at my head.” He’d do better with the next lie.”
― Nicole Castle, Les Recidivists

“During the summer he’d wear my oil smeared undershirts to give me inspiration, although it usually had the opposite effect, and then the only thing getting done on that car was me.”
― Nicole Castle, Les Recidivists

“When Vincent didn’t understand something, he would figure it out. When Frank didn’t understand something, he’d light it on fire.”
― Nicole Castle, Les Recidivists

“There was nothing like being objectified to make a boy feel pretty.”
― Nicole Castle, Les Recidivists

“Where’s Vincent?”
“Upstairs. Ordering a part. Does Bella know that you damaged my warp speed indicator?”
Casey broke into laughter, then cleared his throat and rubbed the back of his head, trying to regain his composure. It was one thing to lie, but did Vin really need to say something so fantastical that no one but Frank would fall for it? “Your what?”
“My indicator. For war…there’s no such thing, is there?”
― Nicole Castle, Les Recidivists

“She could undoubtedly get the boy to dig his own grave. With enough encouragement and a little cleavage, he wouldn’t even need a shovel.”
― Nicole Castle, Les Recidivists

“Kiki had to be carried whenever they left the house, or she’d be eaten by wild animals. At least, that’s what Frank seemed to think. The dog, spoiled as she was, wholeheartedly agreed.”
― Nicole Castle, Les Recidivists

“At least with all the blood moved to his face he’d be able to leave the table without further embarrassing himself.”
― Nicole Castle, Les Recidivists

“He glared at me as if I were solely responsible for the food shortage not only at the opening, but in several third world countries on top of it.”
― Nicole Castle, Les Recidivists

“Frank was a great seamstress.”
― Nicole Castle, Les Recidivists

“He was also the only adult male in my life who I’d never so much as flirted with, which gave him a special place in my heart. And made me a bit hesitant to be alone with him. Old habits are hard to break.”
― Nicole Castle, Les Recidivists

“As if anyone in Paris would believe for a second that I was a top. Not only was I made for being manhandled, I was far too lazy to be anything but a bottom.”
― Nicole Castle, Les Recidivists

“Antoinette had squinty eyes she could barely open under the six pounds of mascara and teal eye shadow she must’ve applied with a paint roller, and lips that were puckered on a permanent basis as if she were storing lemons in the deep recesses of her jowls. She smelled like a bull that got loose in a perfume shop, and had pointy high heeled shoes that threatened to burst out the sides at any moment from the pressure of being three sizes too small.”
― Nicole Castle, Les Recidivists

“Fortunately for Alan’s sake, Frank preferred beauty over age so I had no need to defend my territory.”
― Nicole Castle, Les Recidivists