Betting the Billionaire Quotes

“Keisha said... I'm going to ride you so hard you might regret seeking shelter here.

Gabe replied... IF you don't, I'm gonna need to go back out and throw myself into a snowbank just to cool off”
― Avery Flynn, Betting the Billionaire

“I'll be damned. Miranda Sweet, is it you or is my glaucoma acting up again?" Ruby Sue sat her glass down on the Formica countertop with a clank. "You always did know how to make an entrance. Who do you think you are, the Queen of England?”
― Avery Flynn, Enemies on Tap

“West Virginia had the Hatfield and the McCoys. Shakespeare had the Capulets and the Montagues. Salvation had the Martins and the Sweets.”
― Avery Flynn, Enemies on Tap

“The Sweets rarely set foot on the avenues. They'd always lived on the street-side of town, where duct tape held everything together and WD-40 stopped the squeaks.”
― Avery Flynn, Enemies on Tap

“I’ve been practicing serial monogamy with one loser after another since I was eighteen. You can’t deny I’m an asshole magnet.”
― Avery Flynn, This Year's Black

“...Because I have a a serious medical condition. Gabe shook his head ruefully. It's called foot-in-mouth disease.”
― Avery Flynn, Betting the Billionaire

“Gotta love it when a plan comes together...”
― Avery Flynn, Betting the Billionaire