The Grand Scheme of Things Quotes

“The Law of Chaos: Any activity or event that seems to lie beyond the boundaries of possibility will usually be the first thing to occur.”
― Ian Strang, The Grand Scheme of Things

“The Law of Moronic Ubiquity: Anything in the universe that is generally considered to be idiot-proof will eventually be ruined by an idiot.”
― Ian Strang, The Grand Scheme of Things

“The Law of Gossip: Anything that cannot be readily answered with the facts will eventually be answered with something completely made up and far more interesting.”
― Ian Strang, The Grand Scheme of Things

“The Law of Logical Insanity: Anything that can easily be explained using common sense and rational thought is probably too simplistic and therefore false and untrue.”
― Ian Strang, The Grand Scheme of Things