A Fool and His Honey Quotes

“What's the nature of your emergency?'
oh, shit! Just come! There are dead people out here!”
― Charlaine Harris, A Fool and His Honey

“My mouth was dry as cotton and my head hurt like hell. I tried to lift it, and the effort left me shaken and nauseated. I satisfied myself with just shifting my eyes around. I thought of all the books I'd read, all the mysteries. Spencer wouldn't have ended up this way. Neither would Kinsey Milhone. Or Henry O. Or Stephanie Plum, Well, yeah, maybe Stephanie Plum.”
― Charlaine Harris, A Fool and His Honey

“If he had two thoughts at one time, they’d throw a surprise party,”
― Charlaine Harris, A Fool and His Honey

“My distaste and disapproval for a member of Martin's family made me feel like a bad Christian and a bad wife. I'd often thought being a Christian meant by definition being a bad one, since nothing is more difficult than Christianity, so I was more or less used to that feeling.”
― Charlaine Harris, A Fool and His Honey

“It had never made any difference to me what people called me, as long as I knew who I was.”
― Charlaine Harris, A Fool and His Honey