Kiss of a Demon King Quotes

“You leave me tied up like a dog? Then you had better remember that this bitch bites!”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“SHE MAY BE AN EVIL BITCH, BUT SHE IS MY EVIL BITCH. AND I'LL HAVE NO OTHER”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“I'm not interested in a life that doesn't have you in it.”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“In an incredulous tone, he said, "You don't know the meaning of virtue!"
"Of course I do-it means your thong must be white." (Sabine)”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“You two. You can do a cleaning spell."
One slurred, "But Nixie, I'm really pre-hung-over."
Nix's eyes went wide. "Do it, or the photos go live!"
The witch shook her fist to the sky, crying, "Damn you, Valkyrie! Damn you and your digital ways!”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“Ah, but she was a pastel wearer. She was forever dead to Sabine.”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“When a group of young females had asked her what one should name her horse, she'd answered, "I like the sound of Fellatio."
When Rydstrom had confronted Sabine about it, she'd said, "Do you know how priceless it was to hear that demoness sigh, 'I love my Fellatio'? Even gold can't buy moments like that!”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“God give me anything but a good man's pity.”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“Illusion is Reality's coy lover who cheers him when he is grim. Illusion is cunning to his wisdom of ages, weet oblivion to his knowledge. A bounty to his lack. [Sabine]”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“Do you know what I love? Life. And romantic love is a distraction that makes staying alive more difficult. " [Sabine]”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“Blah, blah, blah. Demon boy, I can't speak that language. Furthermore, I don't want to pollute my brain by learning it. So it's time for you to learn mine. First lesson-I'm Say-been. I'm oft described as byoo-tee-full and mah-jest'ick.”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“Nïx : Poach her portal. So going on a T-shirt.”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“Holly's forgiven you?"
"Almost mostly. But she still gives me slack about it when she's sick. I take it as a husbandly badge," he said, puffing out his chest.
"Sick? You told me she was fully immortal."
"Yeah, but she still throws up some, because, well, the thing of it is... Ah, fuck, Rydstrom, I knocked her up."
"You're going to be a father?" Gods help the world. I'm going to be an uncle?
"I got Holly, like, on the first shot. Nix is calling me Bull's-eye and the Womb Raider.”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“I can't drive."
"I'm going to teach you," he'd said confidently.
At the end of the lesson, he'd declared her the most aggressive and dangerous driver he'd ever encountered.
Which meant.. . number one! (Sabine)”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“Puck laughed, and it wasn't like that weird high-pitched giggle she'd heard out of children before, the one that begged the question: why would one possibly tickle a child just to elicit that noise? ”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“You know, do nice shite for her. Buy her things. Really think about what she likes and what makes her happy and make it happen. She'll come around. And if she doesn't, you can cut off your horns for her. Chicks dig that." (Cadeon)”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“He found her not even a block away from the house, sitting on a curb.
As he approached, he saw her wiping her face with her forearm.
Sabine was...crying? "What are you doing out here, cwena?" Over the past week, Rydstrom had been pleased when she'd worried about him, and gratified when she'd felt the sting of jealousy. Was he a terrible man to hope she was crying about him?
She glared at him with her bottom lip quivering, allowing him to see her like this instead of using a mask. "I d-don't have anywhere else to g-go." Another swipe of her forearm over her eyes. "Lanthe's gone, and I c-can't get to her for six days. And I'm in a strange t-town and land, and Vrekeners are everywhere."
Sabine hadn't even mentioned what they'd just gone through-
"And you br-broke up with me!" she said, her tears falling faster. "Is that supposed to make me happy?"
"Come inside, Sabine."
"No! You t-told me not to." She sniffled, "You don't want me at your house."
He swooped her up in his arms. "Will you shut up?" With his free hand, he brushed her tears. "I made it ten minutes before I came after you.”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“Sabine gave a Scoff. " I could be virtuous, if I wanted to be."
In an incredulous tone, he said, "You don't know the meaning of virtue!"
"Of course I do - it means your thong must be white.”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“nix: "Do it, or the pictures go live!"

Witch shakes her fist at the sky, crying, "Damn you, Valkyrie! Damn you and your digital ways!”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“Whenever you have a sorcerer betwixt your thighs, your powers tend to disappear”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“We have loyalty, fidelity, honor--
All three are overrated. The only chance you have to demonstrate any of them is to deny yourself something or someone you desire.”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“And you always do your duty. Doesn't it ever get boring? I think that's why you're so attracted to me, because I've shaken your reasonable, rational, ordered life. I'd wager that you've felt more excitement with me in the last week than in centuries."

That hit far too close to home. "And I think I've never known anyone as egotistical as you."

"Egotistical? Try self-confident. Should I be meek instead? Would you like me better then?”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“You wouldn't recognize a good thing if it was spanking your ass.”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“Look, I think maybe we've been hurt so often that even if someone harms us accidentally, we're blind to see it that way.”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“I don't get it. I'm sexually attractive to a remarkable degree-"

"And humble."

"It's not bragging if it's true. And I'm his-which means, this is in the bag. Or should be.”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“It’s not my fault the truth and I are strangers—we were never properly introduced.”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“Sabine was now sixteen and old enough to begin doing what any girl like her would.”
Brazen Mortal crossed her arms over her chest and knowingly said, “Prostitution.”
“Wrong. Commercial fishing.”
“Really?”
“Noooo,” Sabine said. “Fortune-telling.”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“Nïx turned to the rest of them and called out, “Party’s over, because the demon king’s lame. I mean home. The demon king’s home!”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“You couldn’t be more beautiful.” She sighed, “I know,”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“Sabine gave a scoff. “I could be virtuous, if I wanted to be.” In an incredulous tone, he said, “You don’t know the meaning of virtue!” “Of course I do—it means your thong must be white.”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King