Lord Peter Views the Body Quotes

“And upon his return, Gherkins, who had always considered his uncle as a very top-hatted sort of person, actually saw him take from his handkerchief-drawer an undeniable automatic pistol.
It was at this point that Lord Peter was apotheosed from the state of Quite Decent Uncle to that of Glorified Uncle”
― Dorothy L. Sayers, Lord Peter Views the Body

“Nobody minds coarseness, but one must draw the line at cruelty


-Lord Peter Wimsey”
― Dorothy L. Sayers, Lord Peter Views the Body

“Ah! childhood! You’re living the happiest days of your life, young man. You won’t believe me, but you are.”
― Dorothy L. Sayers, Lord Peter Views the Body

“Lord Peter gave it as his opinion that book-collecting could be a perfectly manly pursuit. Girls, he said, practically never took it up, because it meant so much learning about dates and type-faces and other technicalities which called for a masculine brain.”
― Dorothy L. Sayers, Lord Peter Views the Body

“It is not known why motorists, who sing the joys of the open road, spend so much petrol every weekend grinding their way to Southend and Brighton and Margate, in the stench of each other’s exhausts, one hand on the horn and one foot on the brake, their eyes starting from their orbits in the nerve-racking search for cops, corners, blind turnings, and cross-road suicides. They ride in a baffled fury, hating each other. They arrive with shattered nerves and fight for parking places. They return, blinded by the headlights of fresh arrivals, whom they hate even worse than they hate each other.”
― Dorothy L. Sayers, Lord Peter Views the Body

“I has such a sinking in my inside I has to get up and eat biscuits.”
― Dorothy L. Sayers, Lord Peter Views the Body

“The young man, whose reddish hair, long nose, and slightly sodden eyes gave him the appearance of a dissipated fox, greeted Wimsey with a disagreeable stare.”
― Dorothy L. Sayers, Lord Peter Views the Body

“It is not known why motorists, who sing the joys of the open road, spend so much petrol every week-end grinding their way to Southend and Brighton and Margate, in the stench of each other's exhausts, one hand on the horn and one foot on the brake, their eyes starting from their orbits in the nerve-racking search for cops, corners, blind turnings, and cross-road suicides.”
― Dorothy L. Sayers, Lord Peter Views the Body

“On the morning of the wedding-day, Lord Peter emerged from Bunter's hands a marvel of sleek brilliance. His primrose-coloured hair was so exquisite a work of art that to eclipse it with his glossy hat was like shutting up the sun in a shrine of jet; his spats, light trousers, and exquisitely polished shoes formed a tone-symphony in monochrome.”
― Dorothy L. Sayers, Lord Peter Views the Body

“In my day one had to have either brains or beauty to get on -- preferably both. Nowadays nothing seems to be required but a total lack of figure.”
― Dorothy L. Sayers, Lord Peter Views the Body

“It was at this point that Lord Peter was apotheosed from the state of Quite Decent Uncle to that of Glorified Uncle.”
― Dorothy L. Sayers, Lord Peter Views the Body

“Jerrykins, or Pickled Gherkins. Lord Peter was not one of those born uncles who delight old nurses by their”
― Dorothy L. Sayers, Lord Peter Views The Body