Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Quotes

“You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue!”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

“bread makes you fat??”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

“Kim: "What, a coffee? Hollie, I have some bad news. I hate you, okay?"
Hollie: "You hate everyone, Kim."
Kim: "You're one of everyone.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

“Gilded palace of Flying Burritos
Excellent Nouveau Mexican Cuisine
We all got to wear Swank-Ass Nudie Suits
I should have known it was a lousy pipe dream

Ohhh, Ohhh, what an awesome job
Ohhh, Ohhh, what do I do now??
Ohh, Ohhhhh, it's like I've been robbed
Spent the last of my paycheque
And I'm feelin' pretty downnnnn!!”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

“When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

“Scott, you are the salt of the earth. Oh, I'm sorry, excuse me. I meant scum of the earth.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

“What kind of idiot would knowingly date a girl named Knives?”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

“I was like this totally serious kid, and this totally angsty teenager. I probably only smiled and laughed when I was deluded into thinking it would make some jerk like me.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

“He is as hot as the flames of the hell you bitches are going to.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

“Scott! If we had a band, we would be cool. Even if we sucked! We would transcend our class status or whatever, and become automatically cool.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

“Ewww! New girlfriends only want to hear bad stuff about ex-girlfriends, dude, come on.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

“Ooh, go ahead and poke fun at my poor queenology, Canada boy.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

“If bad were a boot, you'd fit it!”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

“It's called 'You Just Don't Exist.' I'm co-starring with Winifred Hailey. It's like, a romantic comedy.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World