Undercover Archmage 5 Quotes

“I have been thirty-one years in this post and have never yet found a good reason to be the second-cleverest person in a room.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 5

“The thing about a compromise nobody understands is that nobody can tell whether they've lost.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 5

“You were asked to woo the woman and you’ve instead gone and been decent at her in a corridor, which is the same thing done backwards and much slower.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 5

“Ravenwick was built in 1643 by people who were worried about the seventeenth century, and its defenses have been improved since then by absolutely nobody.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 5

“Mind the third step, darlings. It’s been loose since March and it knows what it did.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 5

“I ate my egg and looked at neither of them, because there are firefights a wise man does not walk into, and every single one of them was at this table.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 5