Monster Girl Sheriff Quotes

“Violence you can put your fist through and call it a day. Procedure just waits.”
― Alex Savage, Monster Girl Sheriff: A Men's Urban Fantasy Harem LitRPG

“They lined up. They'd found out the hour they were going to die and the first thing they thought was that there'd be forms.”
― Alex Savage, Monster Girl Sheriff: A Men's Urban Fantasy Harem LitRPG

“Look, boy, most of you don't make it past the first week anyway. Just try not to bleed on the floor. I just mopped.”
― Alex Savage, Monster Girl Sheriff: A Men's Urban Fantasy Harem LitRPG

“I'd like it on the record that a demonic administrator put an ellipsis in front of a concession.”
― Alex Savage, Monster Girl Sheriff: A Men's Urban Fantasy Harem LitRPG

“Pleasant Bottom was a place that kept its monsters where it used to keep the money.”
― Alex Savage, Monster Girl Sheriff: A Men's Urban Fantasy Harem LitRPG

“Small towns. They'll kill you fast or slow, depending on how you take the bleeding.”
― Alex Savage, Monster Girl Sheriff: A Men's Urban Fantasy Harem LitRPG