Son of the Mob Quotes

“The last thing I need is a friendly how’s-it-going chat with a professional killer. That’s a definite dating no-no—”
― Gordon Korman, Son of the Mob

“It’s hard to explain, but look at it this way. When normal, law-abiding Joe
Shmoe does something illegal, he gets caught. But people who live entire
lives outside the law are somehow immune, as if the criminal code doesn’t
even apply to them. How could you get tripped up by something that’s as
alien and irrelevant to you as the ancient Egyptian Book of the Dead?
Moral of the story: If you’re considering breaking a law, break all of them. Great lesson, huh? Mobsters, like Charles Barkley, are not role models”
― Gordon Korman, Son of the Mob

“with you forever. I refuse to put the permanent stamp of organized”
― Gordon Korman, Son of the Mob

“You're like crabgrass! Every time I turn around, you're on another part of the lawn!”
― Gordon Korman, Son of the Mob