HELP! A Bear is Eating Me! Quotes

“If I was a worrier I'd worry, but not being a worrier I'm just sort of confused and pissed off.”
― Mykle Hansen, HELP! A Bear is Eating Me!

“Some managers hire people they're excited to work with. I prefer to hire people I'm excited to dominate.”
― Mykle Hansen, HELP! A Bear is Eating Me!

“We've tried to live in balance with nature long enough. This time nature went too far. As soon as you and your fiance are safely out of here, I'm calling in an air strike to napalm this whole forest.”
― Mykle Hansen, HELP! A Bear is Eating Me!

“But three cheers for Alaska, they've got 24-hour hot fucking bear delivery.
Note to self: Nuke Alaska.”
― Mykle Hansen, HELP! A Bear is Eating Me!