The WarMage of Arkley 3 Quotes

“Squirrels don’t knock. We arrive. There’s a difference, and you’ll feel it in your teeth about a minute before it happens, like weather coming, except the weather is family and it’s already in your fridge.”
― Alex Savage, The WarMage of Arkley 3

“Everything I am is a wall around two dirty bowls in a sink, and I would burn down considerably more than a star to keep them there.”
― Alex Savage, The WarMage of Arkley 3

“Bins still out front, mind. The apocalypse doesn’t get you out of bin night.”
― Alex Savage, The WarMage of Arkley 3

“Kids don’t trade in comforting lies. They build the real thing right in front of you, and then they look up to see what you’re going to do about it.”
― Alex Savage, The WarMage of Arkley 3

“There are forty thousand ways to decline a cup. I have modelled all of them. In every single one, I look like a System who has been bested by a baked good.”
― Alex Savage, The WarMage of Arkley 3

“We got the milk. Whatever else that day was, the milk got bought, because the trick to all this, and I say this as a man holding down both halves of it, is that you don’t get to drop the groceries just because the monsters are at the gate.”
― Alex Savage, The WarMage of Arkley 3