Bless This Hot Mess Quotes

“Japheth: “We are nailing this new best friend thing!”
Ronald: "Since there’s no nailing going on, I’m down for a bromance.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess

“May you feel a part of this story and this story a part of you.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess

“I really like him. It’s like he reached for the volume knob on my chest and turned it up from background noise to my favourite jam.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess

“He called me a meatball. I know in Italian it’s a compliment. I just don’t think I look like a meatball.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess

“Everyone adores you the minute they meet you. It’s very annoying.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess

“Careful. You’re playing with matches.
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Just rubbing sticks… There’s no smoke yet.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess

“A penis is not a magic wand. It is not a crown, and it is not a microphone.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess

“When the jacket slid onto his shoulders, the transformation clicked into place like scripture suddenly interpreted. Like he could hold a microphone and a man's heart at the same time.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess

“You are very strange and very sexy. It's a dangerous combination.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess

“The kiss deepened into a thousand unspoken things finally given voice.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess

“For a moment, there was nothing but those two points of contact — mouth and hand — and the swooping, terrified joy of feeling wanted back.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess

“Tonight there’s no more pretending… We’re finally more than friends.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess

“It’s simple, instead of saying,

‘Vile worm, thou art a boil, a plague sore,
an embossed carbuncle in my
corrupted blood,

I might say, ‘Let’s meet as little as we can.’
Or instead of saying, ‘Thou hast not so much brain as earwax,’
One might offer, ‘You should open a candle shop.’
–lyrics from We Remix Hearts (From the novel Bless This Hot Mess)”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess

“Neither of them tried to pretend it wasn’t happening.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess

“Maybe loss is its own gospel.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess

“Faith, like denim, never went out of style.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess

“They’ve got more spirit than a Sunday choir and more denim than a rodeo.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess