Bless This Hot Mess Quotes

“Japheth: “We are nailing this new best friend thing!”
Ronald: "Since there’s no nailing going on, I’m down for a bromance.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess: A Sinfully Funny Story

“I really like him. It’s like he reached for the volume knob on my chest and turned it up from background noise to my favourite jam.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess: A Sinfully Funny Story

“He called me a meatball. I know in Italian it’s a compliment. I just don’t think I look like a meatball.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess: A Sinfully Funny Story

“Everyone adores you the minute they meet you. It’s very annoying.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess: A Sinfully Funny Story

“Careful. You’re playing with matches.
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Just rubbing sticks… There’s no smoke yet.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess: A Sinfully Funny Story

“A penis is not a magic wand. It is not a crown, and it is not a microphone.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess: A Sinfully Funny Story

“When the jacket slid onto his shoulders, the transformation clicked into place like scripture suddenly interpreted. Like he could hold a microphone and a man's heart at the same time.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess: A Sinfully Funny Story

“You are very strange and very sexy. It's a dangerous combination.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess: A Sinfully Funny Story

“The kiss deepened into a thousand unspoken things finally given voice.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess: A Sinfully Funny Story

“For a moment, there was nothing but those two points of contact — mouth and hand — and the swooping, terrified joy of feeling wanted back.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess: A Sinfully Funny Story

“Tonight there’s no more pretending… We’re finally more than friends.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess: A Sinfully Funny Story

“It’s simple, instead of saying,

‘Vile worm, thou art a boil, a plague sore,
an embossed carbuncle in my
corrupted blood,

I might say, ‘Let’s meet as little as we can.’
Or instead of saying, ‘Thou hast not so much brain as earwax,’
One might offer, ‘You should open a candle shop.’
–lyrics from We Remix Hearts (From the novel Bless This Hot Mess)”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess: A Sinfully Funny Story

“Neither of them tried to pretend it wasn’t happening.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess: A Sinfully Funny Story

“Maybe loss is its own gospel.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess: A Sinfully Funny Story

“May you feel a part of this story and this story a part of you.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess: A Sinfully Funny Story

“Faith, like denim, never went out of style.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess: A Sinfully Funny Story

“They’ve got more spirit than a Sunday choir and more denim than a rodeo.”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess: A Sinfully Funny Story