Insult Comedy Quotes

“It’s simple, instead of saying,

‘Vile worm, thou art a boil, a plague sore,
an embossed carbuncle in my
corrupted blood,

I might say, ‘Let’s meet as little as we can.’
Or instead of saying, ‘Thou hast not so much brain as earwax,’
One might offer, ‘You should open a candle shop.’
–lyrics from We Remix Hearts (From the novel Bless This Hot Mess)”
― Charlie David, Bless This Hot Mess: A Sinfully Funny Story