Undercover Archmage 4 Quotes

“Nobody shoots at you while you're painting a wall. The wall doesn't have a mana signature. The wall just needs another coat.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 4

“Nothing exploded. I counted this as the single greatest professional achievement of my entire career.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 4

“The gargoyle will give you a riddle, but the answer is always 'sherry.' It has been for sixty years. I keep meaning to update it.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 4

“The golem is on fire now, Professor. The origin of the combustion does not alter the current status of the combustion.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 4

“No, darling, you stay perfectly still and think calming thoughts and let the rest of us run away.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 4

“The second rule of real estate, right after "location, location, location", is that if a room has been sealed shut for thirty-two years, there's usually a perfectly good reason.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 4