Blood Lite Quotes

“Honey, I liked the Harry Potter movies, too, but that doesn’t mean I ran out and got a Dark Mark tattooed onto my left forearm like you did.”
― Jim Butcher, Blood Lite

“One of the first lessons a necromancer learns is the art of playing dumb. Of course, one problem with playing dumb is that is seeps into your everyday life. ~Jaime Vegas”
― Kelley Armstrong, Blood Lite

“Nothing screws up a séance like the appearance of a real ghost. ~Jaime Vegas”
― Kelley Armstrong, Blood Lite

“Who the hell are you? (Zeke)
Wrong direction, actually. But my name is Gabriel. (Gabriel)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Blood Lite

“Wouldn’t it be freaky if the two of us exchanged places? You’d have to go home to my house and make out with Duncan. (Mary)
Ah, gah! Eye bleach. Don’t put that shit in my head. You’re my sister, for Pete’s sake. Now I’m going to have to beat your husband the next time I see him for defiling you. (Zeke)
Oh, pooh. You always overreact to everything. (Mary)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Blood Lite

“And there’s one more thing. (Gabriel)
Neutering? (Zeke)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Blood Lite

“But on the upside, your seraph form will never age. And the only way to die is by a demon blade. As long you survive fighting them, you’re immortal to the things that would kill a normal human. Think of the money you’ll save on medical bills. (Jack)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Blood Lite

“You think any of this crap could be possessed? (Zeke)
No. I think you’re possessed of the spirit of creepiness. (Mary)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Blood Lite

“What was it Grandpa used to say? ‘You may pawn your soul to the devil, but the good Lord will always bail you out?' (Zeke)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Blood Lite

“And for the glorious honor of being bitched at constantly and the esteemed title of Claims Investigator, he’d given up five years of his life as he went to college, created a debt his great-grandkids would curse him over, and got the holy honor of MBA. More Bullshit Allowed. (Zeke)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Blood Lite