The WarMage of Arkley 2 Quotes

“You can get to a certain shape of tired where you will accept, as a bed, any horizontal surface that isn't currently on fire.”
― Alex Savage, The WarMage of Arkley 2

“One sock is not packing, Daddy. One sock is giving up.”
― Alex Savage, The WarMage of Arkley 2

“Every cup of coffee I have ever served has been strategic. You don't deliver news that the world might be ending without first ensuring the recipient has adequate hydration and a biscuit within reach. It's basic politeness.”
― Alex Savage, The WarMage of Arkley 2

“My kid was safe, happy, and currently plotting my immediate downfall. Just as it should be.”
― Alex Savage, The WarMage of Arkley 2

“In this house, fine can also be what you say when you want to be asked three follow-up questions and given a cookie.”
― Alex Savage, The WarMage of Arkley 2

“The morning after every apocalypse I have ever witnessed, someone had to make the breakfast.”
― Alex Savage, The WarMage of Arkley 2