The WarMage of Arkley Quotes

“But the funny thing about being a dad is that the universe doesn't actually care if you spent the entire night saving it. Seven in the morning still rolls around at maximum volume.”
― Alex Savage, The WarMage of Arkley

“I'd spent my whole life being a sword for kings and a shield for a realm that broke anyway. I didn't have any more epic hero left in me. But I thought I did have a lot of father left.”
― Alex Savage, The WarMage of Arkley

“I might not have my full WarMage arsenal at my fingertips right now, but cornered dads are historically very bad news.”
― Alex Savage, The WarMage of Arkley

“He was clearly a man standing on the edge of the abyss, and the abyss was offering him a breath mint.”
― Alex Savage, The WarMage of Arkley

“I've personally overthrown despotic tyrants who demanded less daily tribute than the Arkley municipal parking authority.”
― Alex Savage, The WarMage of Arkley

“Show an Earthling a cosmic horror, and they offer you baked cheese.”
― Alex Savage, The WarMage of Arkley