Undercover Archmage 3 Quotes

“We operate exactly like a cult. A heavily armed cult. We just possess better dental coverage and a higher body count.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 3

“I'll just add 'saving the world' to my to-do list, right under 'laundry' and 'not getting evicted.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 3

“Turns out, you don't need a dark lord to end the world anymore. You just need a corrupt accountant and a missed payment.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 3

“The reward for being the only functioning adult in the room is, invariably, more room to clean.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 3

“Once more I found myself reflecting that we really needed to rethink our policy of handing loaded firearms to teenage Wizards with trust funds.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 3

“Most people consider a locked, reinforced door an obstacle. Vexia treats it as a high-velocity projectile waiting for an excuse.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 3