Undercover Archmage 2 Quotes

“Counterpoint. You’re an emotionally repressed weapon of the state with a gun fetish. But I suppose you do have nice shoulders, so I’m inclined to keep you around.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 2

“Spending more hours worrying about variables I couldn’t control wasn’t the sign of good command. It was just anxiety with a better vocabulary.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 2

“Guns may well be highly effective, Battle Mage, but never overlook the power of a gigantic fucking fireball.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 2

“Call me a bluff old traditionalist, but I’ve always preferred my students to be breathing.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 2

“In my experience, espionage tends to ignore most of the fundamental aspects of sporting behaviour, Headmaster. It’s really just gossip with a body count.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 2

“You see, facing down certain death’s easy when your life’s a rental with no insurance. You drive it into a wall, and if you walk away, you get to dispute the charges on your credit card.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage 2