Undercover Archmage Quotes

“Dying, it turned out, was remarkably similar to a wet Tuesday night in Arlington.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage

“Not bad. I'd neutralized a walking armory using a tablecloth, a punch bowl, and gravity.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage

“It turned out that rumors of excessive, unchecked violence are the best marketing campaign a Battle Mage could ask for.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage

“I had contingencies for snipers, satchel charges, and drone-guided ordnance. I did not have a contingency for celebrity.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage

“Paranoia is a muscle: if you don't exercise it, it atrophies. And then you die because you didn't check the wheel well of your car for a shaped charge.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage

“The first rule of defensive driving is to remember that, at 3 a.m., everyone else on the road's an idiot.”
― Alex Savage, Undercover Archmage