The Four-Year Transform Quotes

“One who indulged in a random walk around campus was likely to spot approximately 117.23 times as many peacocks as dames – this constant was christened the 'coefficient of male frustration'.”
― Ashish Kharloya, The Four-Year Transform: A Campus Comedy

“In the process of unearthing the root causes of everything around him, Tushar earned a satisfying taste of purposeful beauty: both the beauty of ordered complexity in nature and the beauty of contemplating that ordered complexity, the former encapsulated by Einstein when he said 'The great miracle of physics is that there are no miracles' and the latter embodied by Spinoza when he uttered 'The highest activity a human being can attain is learning for understanding, because to understand is to be free.”
― Ashish Kharloya, The Four-Year Transform: A Campus Comedy

“Biological sciences and bioengineering was the lucky batch with as many as six females compared to fifty males – while mechanical engineering was screwed harder than a titanium bolt, with a grand total of zero females.”
― Ashish Kharloya, The Four-Year Transform: A Campus Comedy

“Male friendships often happened effortlessly, like two dogs bonding over a shared love of chasing their own tails.”
― Ashish Kharloya, The Four-Year Transform: A Campus Comedy