Relief Valve Quotes

“Or, if the Sun wrote it, Poofter Plumber goes Postal in Potter’s Bar.”
― J.L. Merrow, Relief Valve

“Excrement, meet air-moving device.”
― J.L. Merrow, Relief Valve

“He's got more wrinkles than a bloody Sharpie.'
'Sharp-pei”
― J.L. Merrow, Relief Valve

“Ooh did somebody eat a thesaurus for breakfast"

"Don't be daft. Even I know those have been extinct for millions of years.”
― J.L. Merrow, Relief Valve

“Look at him. He’s wound up tighter than a bishop’s balls in a brothel.”
― J.L. Merrow, Relief Valve

“Cathedral Close, when I got to St Leonard’s, was emptier than a Sally Army collection box at a Pride festival,”
― J.L. Merrow, Relief Valve

“Knowing Gary, he probably caught
sight of one of those thick, furry sausage things they have on the end of the ropes one day
and just couldn’t resist giving it a tug.”
― J.L. Merrow, Relief Valve