Catch a Mate Quotes

“Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman.

-Jillian's mother”
― Gena Showalter, Catch a Mate

“Evelyn: There's nothing wrong with embracing one's emotions.
Brittany: Mom, You don't just embrace your emotions, you make love to them hard-core.”
― Gena Showalter, Catch a Mate

“As teenagers, Marcus had been the muscle and Jake the brains. Marcus had beat up the kids who'd made fun of skinny Jake; Jake had convinced teachers not to punish him.

Since then, Marcus had grown a brain (kind of) and Jake had developed muscles. But habits die hard.”
― Gena Showalter, Catch a Mate

“The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.”
― Gena Showalter, Catch a Mate

“Lean against the edge, sweetheart. I'm falling off."--Brent Greene”
― Gena Showalter, Catch a Mate

“Oh, yes. Men were pigs. Some were piglets, all oink and no bite. Some were swine-intraining, teetering on the edge between man and boar. Some were Miss Piggies, no explanation needed. And some were hungry hogs, devouring everything in ther path.”
― Gena Showalter, Catch a Mate

“If it´s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.”
― Gena Showalter, Catch a Mate

“Perdóname, necesito tu número de teléfono para dárselo a mi amigo. Así sabrá dónde puede encontrarme por la mañana.”
― Gena Showalter, Catch a Mate