Fashionably Dead Quotes

“I'm twenty-nine, happily single and getting it on a regular basis' I said, enjoying the way their thin lips hung open in an impressive O.

'Well I've never,' Jane gasped.

'Clearly. You should try it some time. I understand Mr Smith is so vision impaired you might have a shot there.'

Their appalled shrieks were music to my ears and I quickly made my escape.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to quit?”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“Life happens whether we are ready or not—the only choice or control we have is whether or not we will rise to meet its challenges.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“When you die, the only things you leave behind are memories in the minds of those who loved you. That was how you lived on.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“jumping up and down like a Mexican jumping bean on crack.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“I figured since I’d arrived in Crazytown, I may as well take off my coat and stay a while.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“Do not mess with my friends, myself or my Prada.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“I was speechless. Rare for me, but if anyone was capable of shocking me to silence, it was my mother.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“Ready does not factor into the equation, Angel. Life happens whether we are ready or not—the only choice or control we have is whether or not we will rise to meet its challenges.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“What is she?” I asked him. He paused and considered my question. “She’s a bitch. A horrible, horrible bitch.” He looked down at her and laughed. “But she’s my bitch.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“I’m not ready for all this.” “Ready does not factor into the equation, Angel. Life happens whether we are ready or not—the only choice or control we have is whether or not we will rise to meet its challenges.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“Oookay, that was seriously confusing, especially the part about the Warrior Prince being a taco stand,” I laughed, trying to thaw the icy chill in the room.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“I am deeply, irrevocably, and materialistically in love with you.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“I loved Prada. I proudly considered myself a Prada whore, albeit one who couldn’t afford it.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“You are mine,” he whispered, running his hand through my hair. “You were meant to be mine. You will always be mine.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“He was so delighted when I bested him that he slapped me on the back and sent me flying into a tree, which I knocked down. It was a hundred year old oak.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“I was just pissy and bored and horny and lonely. It was a bad combination. Bad.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“Women are unstable and prone to unreasonable emotional outbursts. They don’t mean half of the nonsense they say,” Heathcliff blustered. Oh, he did not just say that.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“didn’t want to seem like a materialistic Prada whore.” “But you are a materialistic Prada whore,”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“He’s a Fairy... you know, as in ‘I’ve got wings, and I’m really sexy, and I’m magic, and I’m hung like a horse’... you know.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“loose down here. No pun intended,” he grinned. “Daddy, that pun was totally intended,” she giggled. “That it was.” He stood up and ran his big hands through his hair and turned his mesmerizing gaze on her. “You are so like your mother.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“If I don’t punish you, all hell will break”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“loose down here. No pun intended,” he grinned. “Daddy, that pun was totally intended,” she giggled. “That it was.” He stood up and ran his big hands through his hair and turned his mesmerizing gaze on her. “You are so like your mother.” “And that’s a bad thing?” she challenged.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“Do not cave into yourself, Be strong like a rock and save us.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“What do I do now?”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“The King considered his son’s options. “I suppose you could start by begging.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“Kill me now.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“Ethan bowed to him. “Father, this is Astrid. We’ve just mated. I’ll see you in five or six hours.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“Holy shit, he may as well have just yelled, “Watch out, Astrid and I have to go screw so we don’t explode and die.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“Get out of my way,” Ethan bellowed. “Astrid and I have mated.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead