The Slayer Quotes

“Alaine frowned at him for a moment. "Are you asking me if I need feminine products?"

"I'm telling you to plan ahead," Nova said with a deliberate look at her. "Anything you think you're gonna need, I'll pick up."

"Wow"-Alaine pulled back in surprise- "I'm sort of impressed right now. You ARE a progressive gangster."

"Just text me," Nova said as he threw up his hand. "I'm leaving."

"She's not going to need feminine products," Tino said with a bark of laughter. "I guarantee you she's pregnant after last night.”
― Kele Moon, The Slayer

“Tino laughed with him and then asked, “What the hell is up with you? You acted like I murdered your mother today.”

“Not funny.” Chuito sobered. “Mafia doesn’t get to make jokes about murdering my mother.”
― Kele Moon, The Slayer

“Get over yourself,” Tino barked. “In case you missed the memo, you’re famous now, dickhead. People cross the street to get your autograph. You got two UFC Light-Heavyweight belts. Then, as if that wasn’t enough, you switched weight classes and just killed it like a boss and won a Heavyweight belt too. Me, I look like some asshole from Jersey Shore.” He winced and then added, “Except I have better hair…and better style.” Tino shook his head. “Just completely forget I ever compared myself to them”
― Kele Moon, The Slayer

“Now go to sleep before I decide to test your theory and jack your halo.”
― Kele Moon, The Slayer

“Have you lain with him?”
― Kele Moon, The Slayer

“the devil has you.” “True,” Chuito agreed as he gave the reverend a hard look. “Maybe you ought to convince her you give a shit before the devil decides to keep her.”
― Kele Moon, The Slayer

“I think it is physically impossible for you to be as naive as you’re acting,”
― Kele Moon, The Slayer

“It’s better to ask for forgiveness than permission.”
― Kele Moon, The Slayer