Blogger Girl Quotes

“I truly believed Facebook was created by Satan as a way to turn completely sane people into obsessed stalkers.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“Once I checked my email, I would get lost in a book so I could feel the main character's pain instead of mine, laugh at her missteps rather than lament my own, and cheer for the happy ending that seemed to elude me.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“I like books that make me laugh, not cry.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“I was a witch and like a witch, deserved to have a house fall on top of me while wearing my favorite shoes”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“I would be the first to admit that I drew attention to my chest since, being so short, I need to give people a reason to look down far enough to see me.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“I would so much rather read between Nicholas’ lines than a book.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“Well, I usually tell people I started the blog because I’ve always loved to read, blah, blah, blah.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“As he smiled into his phone, I felt my Hanky Panky thong practically melting off.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“Awesome. What types of books do you review?” I hated this part of telling people from work about my blog. I never knew if the attorneys would raise their noses in the air and judge my taste in “literature.” Here goes nothing. “Chick lit,”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“Checking out a girl’s cleavage was not necessarily an invitation for conversation.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“I caught Nicholas’ eye again and prepared this time, gave him a friendly wave. “Hey you,” he said, smiling wide as his brown eyes darted down to my chest and quickly back to my face. His appraisal of my rack, while subtle, was unmistakable. Not that a guy checking out a girl’s chest was an indication of actual interest. It was probably merely instinct for them, but I was still thrilled.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“By the time the elevator opened on the 24th floor, I was in serious pain and afraid I would lose all feeling in my arms, drop the papers and wind up spending the rest of the day on the floor putting them back in the correct order. I walked as fast as I could to Rob’s office, quite the challenge since I could barely see over the documents and, out of breath, placed them on his desk. I momentarily kept a hand on either side of the stack in case the papers fell.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“it was certainly an engaging story, so much so that I took every available opportunity to turn on my Kindle to see what happened next, even while squatting on the toilet between beers at happy hour.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“I felt my Hanky Panky thong practically melting off.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl