VOiDMAN Quotes

“A preserved hand gives you the finger from a jar marked “DO NOT JERK OFF WITH.”
― FREAKBAiT, VOiDMAN: The Book

“Your feet aren’t feet - they’re dick-shaped balloons. You try to scream, but all that comes out is a dial-up modem noise.”
― FREAKBAiT, VOiDMAN: The Book

“Every sentence you read writes itself again behind your eyes. Every word you consume consumes a piece of you.”
― FREAKBAiT, VOiDMAN: The Book

“You step forward, place the Remote on the plinth... and reality goatses your mind-asshole.”
― FREAKBAiT, VOiDMAN: The Book

“A corpse so large it becomes landscape, so ancient that the world has grown over it, its flesh turned to petrified valleys, its bones carved into foundations, its breath still lingering in the rot-thickened air.”
― FREAKBAiT, VOiDMAN: The Book