The Nobody Show Quotes

“What do you read for pleasure?
Kama Sutra.”
― Jonathan Dunne, The Nobody Show

“See this Swiss army knife, Lawless! It's gotta magnifying glass and a million blades but I only need one, so step right the fuck back!”
― Jonathan Dunne, The Nobody Show

“If mysterious means a bunch of freaks being brought together by a freak car-accident, then, yes, God does vork in mysterious vays' declared the eldest Russian Doll.”
― Jonathan Dunne, The Nobody Show

“The Russian Dolls would sue a snowman for sexual harassment if they thought the sun would stay away.”
― Jonathan Dunne, The Nobody Show

“I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey!”
― Jonathan Dunne, The Nobody Show

“They had taken see-no-evil and had made it their own by adopting a state sanctioned Orwellian see-no-evil policy”
― Jonathan Dunne, The Nobody Show

“Unicorns are for those who aren't content with the wonders this world holds...not that I've seen any of it.”
― Jonathan Dunne, The Nobody Show

“In that brief kiss, Arthur's demigod had abandoned him.”
― Jonathan Dunne, The Nobody Show

“Marvin wasn't a beat-box gangsta-rapper-bitch, but a stressed invalid in a town not equipped with ramps.”
― Jonathan Dunne, The Nobody Show

“A chimpanzee is not the same category as a capuchin - chimps are half-human. I need a chimp and his name is going to be Bertie.”
― Jonathan Dunne, The Nobody Show

“The circus is the perfect business right now because parents want their kids to be kids and not Charley Bucket drinking cabbage soup all day.”
― Jonathan Dunne, The Nobody Show

“I recall when this place was a good 'n honest community hall with a great sense of place and pride but now it's just a hall and fuck the community.”
― Jonathan Dunne, The Nobody Show

“I met a few chimpanzees on my pilgrimages and I wasn't sure if they were just shrivelled-up villagers or chimps...”
― Jonathan Dunne, The Nobody Show