Shark Out of Water Quotes

“The numbers are staggering. I swear I read somewhere that in every one thousand times a couple has unprotected sex, they'll get pregnant one billion times.”
― Jenn Cooksey, Shark Out of Water

“Oh by the way, man, don't ever mix turkey and Nyquil together... it's nasty and it doesn't fuckin' work anyway.”
― Jenn Cooksey, Shark Out of Water

“Oh God, my poor baby... she's just as fucked up as I am. I love it!”
― Jenn Cooksey, Shark Out of Water