Lethal Bayou Beauty Quotes

“Young love ends for hundreds of different reasons,” Gertie said and sighed. Ida Belle nodded. “But usually, life strangles it to death.”
― Jana Deleon, Lethal Bayou Beauty

“Slapping a man across the face with a fish hasn’t been sexy since the fifties.”
― Jana Deleon, Lethal Bayou Beauty

“Don’t let the decor distract you,” Gertie said. “I’d have to go blind for this not to distract me.” “Got that right,” Ida Belle grumbled. “Makes my butt itch, it’s so loud.” Gertie”
― Jana Deleon, Lethal Bayou Beauty

“Ladies don't shake hands," She said finally.

"I'm sorry," I said as I drew my hand back. "No one told me you were a lady.”
― Jana Deleon, Lethal Bayou Beauty

“People tend to annoy me as long as they’re talking, and sometimes when they’re not.”
― Jana Deleon, Lethal Bayou Beauty

“Only old maids and women who’d been widowed for over ten years could apply for membership in the SLS. They had a firm belief that the close proximity of men clouded logical thinking. I tended to agree.”
― Jana Deleon, Lethal Bayou Beauty

“Holy crap!” I clenched the wad of hair and looked at Gertie, alternating between scared and hacked that I was scared over something as stupid as hair. “What do I do?” She handed me a brush. “Brush that top piece over it. See if it covers.” I lifted the straightened piece that I’d flopped over her head and brushed it back, but no dice. “Her hair is too thin for it to cover.” Gertie felt the stump of burned hair. “This is hard as a rock. It’s going to push that straight fine hair out like a tent.” I reached into my pocket. “Is anyone looking?”
― Jana Deleon, Lethal Bayou Beauty

“That Raylan Givens is so hot he almost makes my television melt. You would like him, Fortune. He’s always killing people.”
― Jana Deleon, Lethal Bayou Beauty

“I shook my head. “You’re sure we can’t just kill her?” Both of them were silent for several seconds, then finally Gertie cleared her throat.”
― Jana Deleon, Lethal Bayou Beauty

“Morrow had no idea just how many problems I’d run into in a town with less population than the high-rise I lived in back in DC.”
― Jana Deleon, Lethal Bayou Beauty

“Plausible deniability is a useful thing in Sinful.”
― Jana Deleon, Lethal Bayou Beauty

“You are I are not exactly fashion-forward.”
― Jana Deleon, Lethal Bayou Beauty

“and this horrid bra that shoved my boobs under my chin. I had a cleavage cleft the size of most people’s butt cracks.”
― Jana Deleon, Lethal Bayou Beauty

“Jesus H. Christ!” Harrison raged. “You’d be less obvious as a Wiccan hooker in Salt Lake City. You can’t go around killing people when you’re off-grid, especially average citizens.”
― Jana Deleon, Lethal Bayou Beauty

“Orleans.” Silently, we all took a seat at the”
― Jana Deleon, Lethal Bayou Beauty