Wicked Ugly Bad Quotes

“I have no idea why hitting people when their backs are turned has such a bad reputation.  I’ve always found it most effective.” ”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“We all know we’re doomed, but whining about it won’t help.  Just quietly resign yourself to death.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“We have religious differences." Marrok allowed. "I want him to rot in hell and he disagrees.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“Wonderful.” Avenant rolled his eyes. “Letty’s killed the doctor. Now I’ll have to start all over with training another one to stand when I enter a room. It’ll take weeks.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“In a weird way, he no longer found the share circle so annoying. Well, he still found them annoying, but it was more of a familiar, low-grade annoyance, now. Almost like they were his annoyances.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“It seems the two of them had a falling out, and the dragon feels betrayed. What kind of idiot would betray a dragon?”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“So that’s when the witch somehow pulled off her own restraint and flung herself at me like a beautiful and deadly panther. I think she’d seen my stupid clipboard and realized that I’d been writing down sordid lies about her mental state. I’m very jealous of her, you see, and use my middle management position…”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“Esmeralda?” Scarlett turned to the witch next. “Don’t you want to do magic, again?”

“Of course I do! It’s the only thing I dream of. Casting spells… Turning people into frogs… Genetically engineering my gingerbread army…”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“Sad really.” Avenant mused. “Trevelyan was part of a majestic race. Doomed and enslaved by lesser beings, but majestic, none the less.” His gaze swept over the rest of the group with a sigh. “I know the feeling well.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“And not the semi-intelligent golden-egg laying geese. The regular stupid kind.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“I think she just insulted me.' Marrok looked down at Scarlett. 'That doesn't show empathy for my ego-construct.'
'If it makes you feel any better, I think you're capable of unimaginably cruel and twisted things.' Letty assured him.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“Does that mean you won’t be building me a castle in our new kingdom?”  He pouted.  “Because, your grandmother said I could be prince of the Enchanted Forest.  She’s going to steal me a crown and everything.  We have it all planned.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“He didn't look happy about it, but he stopped threatening shoe-murder.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“Such a shame that a dashing, valiant exterior was wasted on a complete asshole.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“Well, first off, she’s not a psychotic bitch.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“The wolves seemed far more interested in watching Marrok tear him apart. For a heartbeat of time, everyone jsut stared at the graceful ballet of death.
'Do those two have a history I don't know about?' Dow asked conversationally.
Richardson nodded. 'Tober punched Marrok's woman.'
'Ooohhhh, that explains it.' Dower snorted. 'Jesus, what kind of wolf hits a girl?”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“I have no idea why hitting people when their backs are turned has such a bad reputation. I've always found it most effective.' Casually dropping the makeshift weapon, he sat back down and resumed drinking his milk.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“Well, what the fuck do you think we do around here, boy?  Sell pancakes?” ”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“I'm going to come on the floor”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“Oh no!”  Scarlett sent a frustrated look towards the windows.  “They’re early.” “Again.”  Marrok scowled.  “Fuck.  We should stop including them on these missions if they can’t figure out how to tell time.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“Marrok wasn’t going to let it go.  “So, Charming slept with Cinderella.  That must have been quite a disappointment for you.”  He didn’t sound particularly sympathetic.  “Tell me how it happened.  Did she drug him or is he just an idiot?  Please say idiot.  I have a bet with your grandma.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“This has your paw-prints all over it, Marrok.”  Richardson loomed over him.  “You’ve always had it in for Dow.” “We have religious differences.”  Marrok allowed.  “I want him to rot in hell and he disagrees.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“Marrok glanced down at her and stifled a sigh. Still… wolves could always scent their True Loves and this girl was definitely his.  Everyone in the Four Kingdoms was born with a True Love and most Bad folk had some kind of innate knowledge when they met their other halves.  No one knew exactly why, but Marrok suspected that it was a protective measure to keep them from accidently harming their True Loves before they realized who they really were.  Bad folk weren’t so great at not killing people who annoyed them and True Loves could be pretty damn annoying.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“Esmeralda?”  Scarlett turned to the witch next.  “Don’t you want to do magic, again?” “Of course I do!  It’s the only thing I dream of.  Casting spells…  Turning people into frogs…  Genetically engineering my gingerbread army…”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“Wonderful.”  Avenant rolled his eyes.  “Letty’s killed the doctor.  Now I’ll have to start all over with training another one to stand when I enter a room.  It’ll take weeks.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“We don’t talk about Trevelyan.”  Ramona nervously glanced towards the door.  “Just know that he was a problem right from the beginning.  I had to start holding special therapy sessions after our group sessions, just to deal with the trauma he inflicted during the first session.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“Justice?”  Esmeralda repeated blankly.  “For Bad folk?” “Yes!  There should be a real place for us!  We shouldn’t just… judge people on what they look like and say that’s all they are.  Whether or not they have horns, shouldn’t make a difference in what kind of job they can get.”  She shook her head.  “That’s just stupid.  Don’t you think we can do better?  That we should all be equal?” Everyone stared at her like she really was insane. “Fucking hell…”  Marrok sounded awed.  “I knew there had to be something going on, but I didn’t put it together until now.”  He started laughing.  “You’re Good.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“Scarlett cut her sister off.  “And that’s not even mentioning all her woodland pals lurking around, doing her unnatural bidding.  Gross, creepy, human-sized rats making breakfast in the morning.  Rodents made the coffee, people!  Do you get how unsanitary that is?” “That does sound appalling.”  Avenant concurred.  He managed to look like he was holding court, even in his “EVIL” t-shirt.  “In my castle, I didn’t even allow trolls near the kitchens for fear of disease.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“Stepsister.” “What?” “Cinderella is my stepsister.”  The words were too harsh, but Scarlett couldn’t stop them.  Nothing pissed her off faster than a mention of the sainted Cindy.  She could see the disapproval on Ramona’s face and it set her temper off like a rocket. “You think it would be wonderful to be her sister, I know.  Everyone does.  That’s because you have no idea what she’s really like.” “But, everyone in the Four Kingdoms knows!  She had a terrible life of subjugation, but kept her good heart and charitable…” “She’s the crazy one.”  Scarlett interrupted, leaning forward in her plastic chair.  “You know, Cindy sang constantly just to annoy me.  The noise would get into my head until I thought I’d snap if she didn’t shut-up.  Only she never did.  She couldn’t have been that mistreated, if she had time to memorize so many brain-crushingly annoying little ditties about love and rainbows.  She likes subjugation, so I actually tried not to give it to her.  It makes her sickly happy.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“Did you just call us ‘rabble,’ again?”  Esmeralda the witch snapped.  “Because we discussed hurtful words last week and I remember adding that one to the whiteboard.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad