The Good Boy Quotes

“You should see the murderous stares I get on the street. Though I think that has less to do with seeing a man carrying a purse and more to do with paisley. Paisley makes everyone cranky.”
― Lisa Henry, The Good Boy

“(Brin) 'How good is your lawyer, on a scale of Atticus Finch to Franklin and Bash?”
― Lisa Henry, The Good Boy

“(Derek) “How do you see the beauty in a three-eared dog but not in a guy with big teeth?”

(Christy) “Dogs rule. People drool.”

(Derek) “Only if you gag them.”
― Lisa Henry, The Good Boy

“(Erin) 'What do you think gave you this interest?' Yep. There it was. 'I’m not saying anything bad about it. I just wonder what makes one person want to hit another. Did I not give you enough contact when you were young? Should I have breast-fed?'

(Derek)'I’m pretty sure it started when you left me in the bread aisle when I was two. I started thinking the only way to get people to notice me was to tie them up and whip them.”
― Lisa Henry, The Good Boy

“For most people, blood is still thicker than water, but I guess all bets are off when you put money in the mix.”
― Lisa Henry, The Good Boy

“People don’t like when they can’t figure you out. When you’re too quiet. It scares them.”
― Lisa Henry, The Good Boy

“...Derek was in good shape, not just for a man his age but for any man. So maybe he wouldn't be able to get away with wearing skinny jeans, but that didn't matter. Those were for emo kids, hipsters, and twinks and should be outlawed for over thirties anyway”
― Lisa Henry, The Good Boy