I Could Chew on This Quotes

“We were wolves once / Wild and wary / Then we noticed you had sofas”
― Francesco Marciuliano, I Could Chew on This: And Other Poems by Dogs

“Best not to ask "What is it?" until you finish rolling in it.”
― Francesco Marciuliano, I Could Chew on This: And Other Poems by Dogs

“Every time I watch
Lady and the Tramp
I think
"SHE'S HAVING SOME OF YOUR PASTA!"
"QUICK! EAT IT ALL! EAT IT ALL, NOW!!!"
"GROWL! BARE YOUR TEETH! DO SOMETHING!
"OH, DON'T GIVE HER THE MEATBALL!
THERE'S MEAT IN IT!"
"IDIOT!"
But then again
I'm not the romantic type.”
― Francesco Marciuliano, I Could Chew on This: And Other Poems by Dogs