Francesco Marciuliano


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Francesco Marciuliano...
Pens the comic strips Sally Forth and Medium Large.
Has written for the Onion News Network, Smosh, McSweeney’s, and had a play produced at the New York International Fringe Festival.
Served as head writer for the PBS series SeeMore's Playhouse (for which his script won two regional Emmys).
Was afraid of the color yellow until about age nine.
Tans a little too well to be trusted by security.

Average rating: 3.95 · 11,053 ratings · 1,784 reviews · 19 distinct worksSimilar authors
I Could Pee on This: And Ot...

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I Could Chew on This: And O...

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I Knead My Mommy: And Other...

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You Need More Sleep: Advice...

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I Could Pee on This, Too: A...

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Claw the System: Poems from...

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Podría morder esto

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2016 Wall Calendar: I Could...

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I Could Pee on This 2017 Wa...

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I Could Pee on This 2018 Wa...

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“On the edge of a laughing teacup
Did Kubla Kat decree
The the corn fritter festooned with medals
Shall make the brownies free
And so the walls turned to water
To let our sorrows drown
As the chairs burned themselves for warmth
So they need not face the clown
Then the spoons burst into song
And all the forks they understood
As I stared at my talking claws
Becasue this catnip is just that good”
Francesco Marciuliano, I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

“They say there are
Twenty-four hours in a day
But I'm only up for three of them
And two I consider overtime”
Francesco Marciuliano, I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

“Sometimes when I lie on your warm chest
And hear your every happy sigh
I gaze into your two kind eyes
And wonder, 'Who is that?”
Francesco Marciuliano, I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats



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