Vampires Drink Tomato Juice Quotes

“We stick to the magical places in the world,” Asahi clarified.

“Places like the MBRC, the Redwood forest of California, the less populated parts of New Zealand and Japan, Disney World, and Atlantis,” Madeline listed, ticking the places off on her fingers.

“Wait, Disney World?” I interrupted.

“The most magical place on Earth.”
― K.M. Shea, My Life at the MBRC

“Hunter, you can’t seriously be the Goblin King. You’re not even sixteen yet! I had to give you a ride to the store after school in September when we were getting supplies for Homecoming decorations!”
― K.M. Shea, My Life at the MBRC

“Alright next question: I saw someone walking a guinea pig on a leash down Main Street of the town I live in Is this normal behavior I should copy?” “Oh gosh. No. Tell them NO!”
― K.M. Shea, My Life at the MBRC

“Ladies, the best way to get a guy off topic is to start talking about your feelings. Remember that.”
― K.M. Shea, Vampires Drink Tomato Juice

“I’ll be trying to style my hair without a mirror until Jesus comes back!” “Uh, don’t you mean for all eternity?” I corrected. “Oh, no! I know an Egyptian vampire who met the guy. He’s totally coming back!”
― K.M. Shea, My Life at the MBRC

“But, I still can't totally forgive Dave for blowing my world apart. DO YOU HEAR THAT, DAVE?!”
― K.M. Shea, My Life at the MBRC

“Excellent. Aristotle will introduce you to the employees at the desk,' Dr. Creamintin beamed.
'What what? I shall do no such thing!" the fluffy little owl argued.
'Cease your complaining Aristotle. Until Dave and Frey return, you haven't any work to do. Now go introduce the poor girl,' Dr. Creamintin ordered.
'Nevah, I say, nevah!' the owl decided, shaking his little butt.
'Too bad, I say, too bad,' Dr. Creamintin mocked before snatching the little bird off his stand on Felisha's desk and throwing him out of the office.”
― K.M. Shea, My Life at the MBRC

“Leopard girl gave a decisive nod and dug out her walkie talkie. “Shadows, we’re pulling out. Disengage in combat and prepare to leave,” she said before frowning at Esmeralda, the sphinx, and Madeline as the blonde popped back up on her feet after pushing the blindfold out of her eyes. “How will you notify your companions that we are leaving the premises?”

“The old fashioned way,” Madeline said before turning on her heels and shouting at the top of her lungs, “HEY GUYS! WE’RE LEAVING!” she said as Frank and Frey took down a pair of goblins.

Leopard girl did not groan, but her face went completely blank. (Madeline has that effect on most people.)”
― K.M. Shea, Vampires Drink Tomato Juice

“The vampire dispatched a goblin with astounding speed. Her method, however, was quite interesting. Rather than bodily fight anyone—because even I knew the petite, breakable Madeline wouldn’t stand a chance that way—she approached a target, tugged on their shirt sleeve to get their attention, and when they turned to face her, she would smash them in the face with a frying pan.”
― K.M. Shea, Vampires Drink Tomato Juice

“Oh,” Hunter said, his voice going awkward. (Ladies, the best way to get a guy off a topic is to start talking about your feelings. Remember that.) “Um, your friend is a—,” he started.”
― K.M. Shea, Vampires Drink Tomato Juice

“Mooorgan! I want an oooorgan! And maybe some pudding!” “Pudding doesn’t rhyme with Morgan or organ,”
― K.M. Shea, My Life at the MBRC

“The receptionist was a mermaid, I kid you not. She sat in a tub of water behind the desk, a headset strapped to her head. She typed away on her computer, occasionally stopping to adjust the straps on her shell bikini.”
― K.M. Shea, My Life at the MBRC