Celebromancy Quotes

“Jane smiled the Making Lemonade smile that adults learn to do when they get used to the world stomping on their heads.”
― Michael R. Underwood, Celebromancy

“I live to serve,” Drake said. “Don’t. The wages suck. Live for awesome. The pay isn’t any better, but the sightseeing rocks.”
― Michael R. Underwood, Celebromancy

“Call today and we’ll throw in a carabiner with totally vague utility, a $29.99 value!”
― Michael R. Underwood, Celebromancy

“Today I acquired a collection of ray guns, posed for a cover spread, and wrote four thousand words of essay, including a reminder for my readers to avoid that terrible gallery show. What have you done?"
"Science," Drake said, annoyance shadowing his face as he crossed to the bar.”
― Michael R. Underwood, Celebromancy