Love Is a Many Trousered Thing Quotes

“Biology
The film turns out to be about bees. It is a film about a bee center. How crap is this going to be?

An hour later
That was the best thing I have seen for ages. We made Miss Wilson rewind the bit where the two queens were having a bitch fight.”
― Louise Rennison, Love Is a Many Trousered Thing

“I always want to tell him everything. But
instead I said, “What’s your advice, Horn -
meister?”
And he started doing pretend beard stroking
and said, “Well, luuurve is a many trousered
thing. . . .”
― Louise Rennison, Love Is a Many Trousered Thing

“I was going to say, No, no, don’t cry, I’ll go out
with you. Anything, but don’t cry. . . . But I still
couldn’t make my voice work.
And then he sort of cleared his throat and said,
“Georgia, don’t feel bad.
It’s always tough to hurt someone and tell them the truth. I know that. You’re a really lovely girl. Lovely . . . mad . . . but
lovely. I’ll always like you. Don’t worry.”
― Louise Rennison, Love Is a Many Trousered Thing

“It’s hard to tell the truth sometimes, especially if you don’t want to hurt someone. And you did. You said what you feel. And you must do what is right for you, not what other people say is right.”
― Louise Rennison, Love Is a Many Trousered Thing

“This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?”
― Louise Rennison, Love Is a Many Trousered Thing

“I am a free woman. That woman Emily Plankton chained herself to a policeman and chucked herself under a horse and so on so that I could vote. I must not let her down.”
― Louise Rennison, Love Is a Many Trousered Thing

“Four hours we have been coaching Jas. It was like talking to a lemming in a skirt.”
― Louise Rennison, Love Is a Many Trousered Thing

“The key word here, Jas, is ‘casualosity.’ Casualosity. Can you say that, Jas?” Jas got into her huffmobile. “I know how to be casual, Georgia.” “Wrong.”
― Louise Rennison, Love Is a Many Trousered Thing

“Rosie said, “Someone must go underground and subtly find out what Robbie’s intentions are. Shall I ask Sven? He could wear his camouflage flares.” I said, “No.”
― Louise Rennison, Love Is a Many Trousered Thing

“Still, on the bright side cigarettes stunt your growth, so with a bit of luck most of them will remain about three-foot eight.”
― Louise Rennison, Love Is a Many Trousered Thing

“Just give me one Sex God to eat at a time. And then if I am not full up, I’ll have another one. Thank you. Regards to Baby Jesus.”
― Louise Rennison, Love Is a Many Trousered Thing