Too Stupid to Live Quotes

“It isn't true love until someone gets hurt.”
― Anne Tenino, Too Stupid to Live

“Macho and manly and stern and, oh man. Sam sighed. Guys like this were never gay. They were always the ones chasing the homos.”
― Anne Tenino, Too Stupid to Live

“Jeez, you’re strong.” And you, Sam, are a conversational reject.”
― Anne Tenino, Too Stupid to Live

“Good. So, I guess I should have a pet name for you.”
“You could call me laird,” Ian suggested, even though he wasn’t feeling like one right now.
Sam swirled fingers in his chest hair, then tugged lightly on it. “Can I call you laird bear?”
“Hell no.”
Ian felt Sam smile against his neck.
“No,” he repeated.
“Okay,” Sam said agreeably, still smiling.
“Fuck,” Ian muttered.
Sam giggled. It was cute.
“Let’s go to bed,” he said, nudging Sam with his arm. “This couch is too small.”
“Okay, laird. Bear.”
“Ha. Ha.”
― Anne Tenino, Too Stupid to Live

“ride on the wheeled bed and stuck his head into a gigantic steel donut. The whole time, someone kept erupting into giggles; he suspected himself.”
― Anne Tenino, Too Stupid to Live

“life. I’ve been sucked off in so many bathrooms, I bone up when I flush the toilet.”
― Anne Tenino, Too Stupid to Live

“And the chicken hawks.”
― Anne Tenino, Too Stupid to Live

“Ian, what you were before doesn’t have to define what you are now, or what you will be in the future.”
― Anne Tenino, Too Stupid to Live

“Married straight women could sense gay boy heartache like a shark could scent blood in the water.”
― Anne Tenino, Too Stupid to Live

“Can you talk?” Nik hissed in his ear. Huh? “Mom says I started right after my first birthday. I pretty much have it down pat by now.”
― Anne Tenino, Too Stupid to Live

“the caviar of ball fetishists. Licking him there was a full-on mouthgasm.”
― Anne Tenino, Too Stupid to Live

“Was it his imagination that men in their thirties tasted differently? Aged like fine wine.”
― Anne Tenino, Too Stupid to Live

“It was moments like this Sam wished he was a drinker. Or a runner. Maybe both. Not at the same time, though.”
― Anne Tenino, Too Stupid to Live

“Sam was a dorky, skinny, pale, unmuscled kid who’d tried to hit on a guy so far out of his league that Ian couldn’t see Sam due to the curvature of the Earth.”
― Anne Tenino, Too Stupid to Live

“-"What, if you know wha's going to happen (the end of a book), why read it?
"To find out how it happens”
― Anne Tenino, Too Stupid to Live