Screwed Quotes

“Nobody ever got rich by wearing a heart on their sleeve, unless it was someone else's heart.”
― Eoin Colfer, Screwed

“Maybe I'm just gonna kill you," says Mike, peeved at being predictable. "You ever think of that?"

"No, Mike. Because if you wanted me dead, then four or five of your guys would be in the hospital and I'd have a flesh wound. Maybe.”
― Eoin Colfer, Screwed