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Keith

Keith by Simon Dunn
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“This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee.”
― Simon Dunn, Keith

tags: funny

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“Keith much preferred cats. A cat wouldn't go mad at a man traversing a wall in the dead of night; it would shrug and lick its arse”
― Simon Dunn, Keith

tags: funny-but-true

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“Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another series of banging on the door. "Open up, Police." That was quick.”
― Simon Dunn, Keith

tags: funny-and-random

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