How to Raise an Honest Rabbit Quotes

“That much sexual tension makes me want to hump a phone pole, and that’s just not attractive in a pregnant woman.”
― Amy Lane, How to Raise an Honest Rabbit

“The first was that Aiden bought himself a pair of earplugs.”
― Amy Lane, How to Raise an Honest Rabbit

“How was it this kid walked this earth like he was a part of it, and Jeremy had only ever felt like a flea on its back? There had to be a flaw, Jeremy”
― Amy Lane, How to Raise an Honest Rabbit

“And for a moment, Jeremy thought he was at the far end of a dark tunnel, and Aiden was the light at the end of it.”
― Amy Lane, How to Raise an Honest Rabbit

“I may have loved someone again, but there’d be a big chunk of my heart missing in that, because a thing like that just doesn’t grow back, you hear?”
― Amy Lane, How to Raise an Honest Rabbit

“happen? That the biggest con of all is telling yourself that it will? How could he tell Craw that saying you were going to do something and then making it happen was, for Jeremy, as unlikely as Craw settling down with a nice girl and breeding like bunnies?”
― Amy Lane, How to Raise an Honest Rabbit

“How do you explain the bone-deep knowledge that this thing you con for, lie for, cheat for, ain’t never gonna”
― Amy Lane, How to Raise an Honest Rabbit

“Save it!” Jeremy cried, suddenly afraid. “Boy, you don’t ever throw away food, don’t you know that? You save it for later—you don’t never know when you’re going to have to go without!”
― Amy Lane, How to Raise an Honest Rabbit