Puppies Quotes

“Every day we make the whole world new... Or else grow old.”
― John Valentine, Puppies

“Poor boys are easier than middle-class or rich ones. Boys who've been busted are easier than boys who have not. Southern boys are easier than Northern boys. Marines are easier than Masturbation.”
― John Valentine, Puppies

“Sex isn't what I'm after. Sex is just what I can get.”
― John Valentine, Puppies

“What's the use of being sexually liberated, if no one else wants you?”
― John Valentine, Puppies

“I am not the kind of person I would ever go to bed with.”
― John Valentine, Puppies

“I've had Good and I've had Bad, and the worst I had was Wonderful!”
― John Valentine, Puppies

“For an Irish-Catholic boy with a nudity hang-up, it was an island of terrible freedom in a sea of "No.”
― John Valentine, Puppies

“Blake inspires instant, tender Blakelust in everyone he meets. All of his beauties are meant to be touched, and he likes to be touched.”
― John Valentine, Puppies