Fifty Shades of Mr Darcy Quotes

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good riding crop must be in want of a pair of bare buttocks to trash.”
― William Codpiece Thwackery, Fifty Shades of Mr Darcy: A Parody

“Elizabeth was astounded, and immediately colored.
"Put down those damn crayons and look at me!" Darcy commanded.”
― William Codpiece Thwackery, Fifty Shades of Mr Darcy: A Parody

“I do not make love, Miss Bennet," he had told her."I bonk. I have it off. I get my end way, I rodger, I boff.”
― William Codpiece Thwackery, Fifty Shades of Mr Darcy: A Parody

“Mr Bennet sat taciturn, staring at his magazine and waiting for the invention of television.”
― William Codpiece Thwackery, Fifty Shades of Mr Darcy: A Parody