Helen and Troy's Epic Road Quest Quotes

“To quote a great sage... answer unclear, try again later.”
― A. Lee Martinez, Helen and Troy's Epic Road Quest

“I'm sorry, Mr. Whiteleaf. I'm not going to let a monster eat me for minimum wage.”
― A. Lee Martinez, Helen and Troy's Epic Road Quest

“Danger was a part of questing. Perhaps some quests were dull and safe affairs. Go to the store. Pick up some eggs. Return henceforth with said eggs and thou shalt be rewarded with the sacred omelet of justice.

Nobody wrote legends about that type of quest.”
― A. Lee Martinez, Helen and Troy's Epic Road Quest

“Are you a monster?” she asked. Helen smiled. “No, sweetie. I’m just an Enchanted American.”
― A. Lee Martinez, Helen and Troy's Epic Road Quest