Hooked on You Quotes

“I can assure you that your underwear is safe around me. I prefer having the little fruit on the underwear I’m wearing than to BE a big fruit in them.”
― Lindsey Brookes, Hooked on You

“You think it’s funny?” Shay said with annoyance.

“Yes.” Her friend paused to get her laughter under control. “I’m sorry. It’s just that you’re the last person in the world I’d ever imagine marrying again after ol’ Mr. Flaccid Flagpole.”
― Lindsey Brookes, Hooked on You

“Chase? He actually said that to you?”
She frowned. “Yes.”
“When?”
“When we were in bed.”
“Great timing,” Dee muttered. “Just like a man. We’ll just file him away under D for dumb ass and move on. There are plenty of fish in the sea. Or better yet, S for sicko.”
― Lindsey Brookes, Hooked on You