Lost Covenant Quotes

“The resulting sound wasn't quite a squawk, wasn't quite a yelp, wasn't quite a gasp. As best she could describe it, it sounded like an angry chicken slapping a puppy with a fish.”
― Ari Marmell, Lost Covenant

“Why do half the people I meet try to hit me with something? Yeah, yeah, I know, you don't even have to say it. "Because, the other half don't know me that well yet.”
― Ari Marmell, Lost Covenant

“That's the funny thing about stealing money---it always seems to be the rich people who have the most of it.”
― Ari Marmell, Lost Covenant