The Men with the Golden Cuffs Quotes

“That fucking better not be you in the goddamn elevator, Adam. Maintenance just called and said some asshole stopped the elevator and guess what? They started out on my floor. Are you fucking the client in the goddamn elevator five minutes after I told you not to fuck the fucking client?”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs

“You guys are not leaving me out there. They're going to talk books and sex. And the books are about sex. Who knew women were so damn chatty about sex? Men don't do that. We just look at a girl, announce we did her, and everyone moves on.”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs

“Fuck a duck.”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs

“Panties are a privilege, not a right.”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs

“You’re all full of bullsh*t. In the last couple of months, I’ve had to listen to the three of you talk about your feelings more than a damn talk show. I swear you’ve all grown vaginas.”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs

“He’s a sub dog. How did she find a sub dog?”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs

“I’m not playing at all. And f**k you, you’re trying to pull me into vagina talk. I won’t do it. I don’t have feelings. None at all. And I’m keeping it that way.”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs

“You should be cuddling with her. I can’t believe I just said that. Cuddling makes me want to vomit a little, but apparently women like it.”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs

“Holy crap. Is that an elephant penis?”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs

“If it’s that jerk, he’s going to see my gun. ‘My body is a weapon.’ Dumb sh*t. I bet my gun can take out his body really damn quick.”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs

“Uhm, what floor do you want?" That was polite, right?

Adam snorted but Serena smiled, a wide grin on her face. "I think it's the fifteenth floor. But you're the one who works here, so you might know better than me."

God, he was such a dumbass. He was so much better when he was just killing something.”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs

“I actually told him to f**k himself. And that if he needed an ass to paddle, he should look in the mirror.”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs

“Just because Hottie McHot Ass walks in with his super metro hot best friend, and all those like muscles and shit, doesn’t mean you get to turn into a pile of goo. We hate them.”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs

“I can give you a girl’s perspective,” Eve offered with a smile. “I’m totally not into the girl-on-girl thing, but I know an attractive pussy when I see one.”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs

“She’d done it. She’d gotten those panties off and she hadn’t flashed her cootchie. Yeah. Topping from the bottom could be fun.”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs

“I think they call it a reader convention. From what I can tell, a couple hundred sex-starved women get together with a lot of alcohol and chocolate and authors sell them books about more sex-starved women as sad-sack, obviously gay men walk around in very little clothing. No straight man would dress up in chaps when he isn’t working on a ranch. Really, it’s disturbing.”
Ian grinned. “I’m sending him in as a cover model to the convention Serena is scheduled to appear at next month. God, I hope this case is still going by then.”
“I’ll die first,” Liam vowed.”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs

“Dean, I always thought you were the muscle. You’re the brains, too. What’s Adam here for?”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs

“Are you telling me that sweet little woman who was in my office this afternoon writes porn?” Sean winced. “Dear god, don’t call it porn.” Grace”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs

“What the hell is she doing?” Jake asked, his mouth slack as he watched her dance. The dance wasn’t some seductive siren call. It was odd and slightly awkward and joyous.”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs

“Did I thank you?”
His hands squeezed hers. “No, but it’s all right. You can make it up to me later.” Adam yelped a little as Ian’s hand came out and swatted him on the head.
“Forgive my employees, officers,” Ian said. “They’re the best in the business, but they can be a little unprofessional at times.”
Adam frowned back at Ian. “Hey, I very professionally shot that snake.”
“He did. He didn’t girly scream or anything.” Jake shot him a smug grin.”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs

“It isn’t porn. It’s erotic romance. There is a huge difference. Amber Rose writes hot love stories. And if you can’t handle it, then I don’t care. I love her books, and I wish I had known who she was when I met her. Erotic romance helped me figure out what I wanted.” Jake”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs

“I don’t understand how this person can be invested in my books when he obviously thinks they’re pornographic.” Adam sighed. “He’s obviously not right in the head. Our resident profiler could explain it better. He’s crazy. That’s all I’ve got.”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs