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Krampus: The Yule Lord
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“Your dreams are your spirit, your soul and without them your are dead. You must guard your dreams always. Always. Lest someone steal them away from you. I know what it is to have your dreams stolen. I know what it is to be dead. Guard your dreams. Always guard your dreams.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“Back, devil! Return thee to Hell!"
The beast rolled its eyes. "I am not a devil, fool. Do you ever wonder why you seek the Devil with such vigor? I shall tell you. Because you cannot face your own wickedness. The truth is there is no Devil making you torture, rape, murder, and sodomize one another, or making you destroy the very land that feeds you. There is only you. So look at yourself, for you are the only devil in this room.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
The beast rolled its eyes. "I am not a devil, fool. Do you ever wonder why you seek the Devil with such vigor? I shall tell you. Because you cannot face your own wickedness. The truth is there is no Devil making you torture, rape, murder, and sodomize one another, or making you destroy the very land that feeds you. There is only you. So look at yourself, for you are the only devil in this room.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“Your dreams are your spirit, your soul, and without them you are dead.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“Shit spews from your lips as from the ass of a pig.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“Then let us go and be terrible.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“The truth is there is no Devil making you torture, rape, murder, and sodomize one another, or making you destroy the very land that feeds you. There is only you.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“Burn? Smite? Punish? Why is your god so intolerant? So jealous? Why must there be only one god? Why is there not room for many?”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“A house built on lies has a weak foundation.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“You can never be done with music. No more than you can be done with breathing. The day you quit is the day you die.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“You worship death. You and all the One Gods. They seduce mankind with their promises of glory attained in the hereafter, thus blinding men to the splendor before them here on earth. One can never expect to achieve enlightenment if one does not first live life to its fullest.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“I am fearful most men of this age are like you. They have forgotten what it is to huddle in a hut with the beasts and demons howling outside their door. They no longer have want of a great and terrible spirit to protect them. They have lost their fear of the wild and with it their need to believe. And I cannot blame them, for they now have the power to chase away the shadows with a mere flick of a switch. So I must ask myself, what role can I play in a world where men worship the moving-picture box, where they make and consume potions that eat away their own brains, where they ravage and pillage entire mountains, kill the very earth itself? “Mankind has lost its connection to the land, to the earth, to the beasts and spirits. They gather their food not from the forest and fields, but from plastic bins and ice boxes. Their lives are no longer tied to the cycles of the seasons and the harvest, no longer do they need the Yule Lord to chase away the winter darkness and usher in the light of spring. Man has only himself to fear now . . . he has become his own worst devil.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“Free your spirit.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“Krampus reached over and wiggled one of the nails protruding from Jesse's leg.
"Ow, fuck!" Jesse cried. "Watch it. Goddamn, what's wrong with you?"
"You still live."
"Yeah... I still live. Lucky me.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
"Ow, fuck!" Jesse cried. "Watch it. Goddamn, what's wrong with you?"
"You still live."
"Yeah... I still live. Lucky me.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“How will I make a people who do not understand the power of belief believe? And without their belief Mother Earth will wither and Yuletide will fade...and so, too will I...like all the spirits and gods before me.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“Me, I say too much optimism will get you killed.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“For the world is a hard place and nothing comes without a price.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“Yule is the true spirit of Mother Earth. Yule is the rebirth of the seasons. Without Yuletide, Mother Earth cannot heal herself . . . will wither and die. That is why it is so important that I reawaken the spirit within mankind. Help them to believe again. Because it is their power of belief, their love and devotion, that heals the land.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“Man has only himself to fear now . . . he has become his own worst devil.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“Does mankind truly hate itself? How can one surmount such irreverence?”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“Jesse couldn't picture a more desolate setting to meet his end. He watched the water drops gather and slide down the windshield, remembered how as a child he'd pretend they were eating each other, tried to pretend he was sitting in the back of his daddy's car now heading over to Grandma's for dinner.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“Just be careful what you say. Don't upset him."
"You mean the Grumpus guy?"
"It's Krampus.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
"You mean the Grumpus guy?"
"It's Krampus.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“Would not do to have children watch dear old Santa hack Krampus and his abominations to death, after all.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“wanted, a pretty lie, and they believed, because a pretty lie is easier to believe than an ugly truth.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“How will I make a people who do not understand the power of belief believe?”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“You are free. The world is yours. got take it.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“Krampus's voice trailed off, he glanced at Jesse. Jesse's head lay on his shoulder, his eyes closed; there came no sign of breath.
"It appears I am talking to myself." Krampus crossed his arms atop his chest and grunted.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
"It appears I am talking to myself." Krampus crossed his arms atop his chest and grunted.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“There are other things besides gods in which to put one's faith. Earthly things.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“Do you ever wonder why you seek the Devil with such vigor? I shall tell you. Because you cannot face your own wickedness. The truth is there is no Devil making you torture, rape, murder, and sodomize one another, or making you destroy the very land that feeds you. There is only you. So look at yourself, for you are the only devil in this room.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“Silly man, no one is asking you to denounce anyone. Only to open your heart. To invite them all into your house.”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
“You are but a pathetic ass, and shall always be a pathetic ass, one who suckles upon the end of your god's cock like a gutter whore"
-Krampus”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
-Krampus”
― Krampus: The Yule Lord
