Krampus Quotes

“There are other things besides gods in which to put one's faith. Earthly things.”
― Brom, Krampus: The Yule Lord

“Satan? I am not Satan!" the beast growled. "I am Krampus, the Lord of Yule. Now if you do not get out of my way I will tear out your heart and eat it!”
― Brom, Krampus: The Yule Lord

“And my eyes, too, have been opened,” Krampus said. “For I clearly see that mankind has not yet forgotten who they are. That deep down their wild spirit still burns. That they need only a little nudge to be set free.” Krampus grinned, beamed. “And I will always be there to give them that nudge . . . in some shape or form, no matter what games the gods may play.”
― Brom, Krampus: The Yule Lord

“Today is Jesus's birthday. Just pointing that out, brother, on account that some folks get a bit confused this time of year." He put a light hand on Santa's arm and grinned. "They think it's Santa Claus Day."
Santa met his eye and held it.
"Reverend," the lady said. "Don't you even start." She looked at Santa apologetically. "Just ignore him. He's a bit impractical when it comes to Christmas."
"Darn straight I am. Santa Claus and all his little presents get in the way of God's message."
"As can religion," Santa replied.”
― Brom, Krampus: The Yule Lord

“Burn? Smite? Punish? Why is your god so intolerant? So jealous? Why must there be only one god? Why is there not room for many?'
'What?'
'One god, why can you honor only one god?'
'Why...every child in Bible school knows the answer to that. It is the first commandment: "You shall have no other gods before me."'
'You have not answered my question. Wherein lies the harm? Since earliest time men have sought the shelter of many gods, harmony with all the wild spirits. It would seem the more gods one had standing watch over one's self the better. Would it not?”
― Brom, Krampus: The Yule Lord

“If this is to be my throne, it will need a complete overhaul.”
― Karen Ann Carpenter, Comfortable in Hell: The Beginning